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YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:


You realise after watching the news on TV that nothing happened in the rest of the world

Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway

You call a traffic light a "robot"

The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished watching

You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather

You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any

You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela

You go to "braais" regularly, where you eat "boerewors" and swim, sometimes simultaneously

You know that there's nothing to do in the Free State

You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer

A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes

You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction

You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers

Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high

Hijacking cars is a profession

Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins

More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election

People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given

“Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month

The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday

Prisoners go on strike

When 2 Afrikaans TV programmes are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad

 

Die Liste kann ich bis auf ein paar wenige Sachen bejahen. Krieg ich jetzt ne unbefristete Aufenthalts- und Arbeitsgenehmigung, oder gar den südafrikanischen Pass?? 

23.1.08 19:34
 
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